Things Animals Would Say To Each Other

I am excited to introduce a new segment I like to call Things Things Would Say To Each Other! Let's get into it.

Today's topic: Animals

Bear to Bee:

"If you sting me, Ima fuckin' eat your house."

Figure 1: Bear about to eat a house

Deer to another Deer:

"Faster! Faster, Bambi! Don't look back! Keep running! Keep running!"

Figure 2: The hunter's point of view. BAM!

Giraffe to Titmouse:
"Really?"

Figure 3: Giraffe asking the question, "Really?"

Rabbit to Deer:
"'Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat.' I made that last part up myself."

Figure 4: That line sounds so much creepier with this picture attached.

Fox to Titmouse:

"No, seriously, really?"

Figure 5: Fox trying to understand where the name comes from by looking at it from different angles.

Sperm Whale to Blue Whale:
"Cheer up buddy, at least you aren't shaped like a refrigerator box."

Figure 6: Sperm whale in its natural habitat. The ocean.

Yet Another Random Animal to Titmouse:
"You don't look anything like I expected...or hoped for."

Figure 7: Titmouse not looking like what I dreamed about last night.

Cat to Dog:
"Meow."

Figure 8: Cat speaking in its native tongue.

Bear to Human:
"If you sting me, Ima fuckin' eat your house."

Figure 9: Bear about to eat YOUR house. Watch out, dick.