I have been quite busy lately and have not posted in a while. So instead of writing a long in depth picturestory (as I decided just now that I like to call them) about something hilarious, I decided that I would start off slowly and simply touch base with two of my favorite fortune cookie messages that I have come across in my travels recently.
1) "The change you started already have far-reaching effects. Be Ready."
Grammar be damned, this fortune cookie is about one thing and one thing only. Be ready. Always be ready. This is why I now spend my life in an athletic stance while constantly surveying my surroundings.
2) "Loving is sharing rainbows of happiness."
I'm not even sure where to start with this one. Frankly, it sounds like something you would see on bang ban preceeded by a picture of rainbows exploding from a smiling carebear's stomach. The post would probably be titled something along the lines of "How to Fight a Bear". ferd and/or Thorsberg, get on this.
Friday, July 17, 2009
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Fortune: bang ban never searches for specific pictures; the pictures find bang ban.
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my favorite fortune cookie: dongs
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ReplyDelete"Among the Lucky, you are the chosen one"
I AM DESTINED TO RULE TO WORLD! (in bed)
"Don't let the past and useless details choke your existance"
and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom...
"Don't let someone useless choke your chicken"
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