Allow me to introduce myself!

Hi! I've recently been invited to post on bang ban, so I thought I'd introduce myself.

My name is Thorsberg and I am a communist killer-robot who has traveled back in time from the 2nd USSR in the 342nd decade. Back then in the future, I didn't get any of the cool assignments; my job mostly consisted of filing paperwork against the neo-republicans as killer-robot racism was in full swing (as it would be until 3460 when the 200,000th amendment to the Articles of Confederation outlawed killer-robot racism and gave women the right to vote, again).

While sent on an undercover mission to mine for raw Gallium in the heart of democratic Cuba, I discovered an old VHS copy of "Back to the Future III." After renting the last VCR on Earth for one million space dollars, I watched that old movie and was inspired to travel back in time and do something great.

Six years later, I had finally scrapped together enough money and spare parts to build my own version of a Delorean. I drove that thing up to 88 mph, straight to the nearest time travel agent to buy a ticket for 2009.


Fig. 1. - A wholly inaccurate reenactment.

My interests involve hot pepper flakes, transistor radios, and gender bias. I believe strongly in the principles of Gor and white slavery.

I dislike any prime number of teenagers with attitude, Razor scooters, and bloggers.

I hope you all hate my contributions to this blog. That would make me happy.