Friday, April 17, 2009

Bird Watching Guide

Welcome to the guide for watching birds. Unlike more popular internet bird sites, this objective resource pushes no ideological agenda. The only thing you need is an open mind and a passion for fucking awesome birds (read: fucking-awesome).

You might have seen some of these birds before, but more likely, you will see them in the future.

Well, let's take a look at the guide, shall we? It is the only way to be certain of anything.



Duck type

This bird can be identified by its cool demeanor. Never quick to anger, it is found mainly where water is found. Take a picture if you see one!


Big Hawk Bird

This is a scarier bird than most, but you are bigger than it so don't be too afraid. They can sometimes sit on your arm and do tricks - other times, they attack mice.


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