Quotes That Need to be in Movies

These are quotes that I overheard or said that I apparently thought belonged in a moviefilm that at some point I would make. One of these ended up in a Radio Bang Ban. So I guess that's something.

"And all these years I thought she was asian."

"Then why are you so parallel?"

*walks into someone* "Sorry."

"Why? We all have to be somewhere."

"Let's see, wallet (touches wallet), keys (touches keys), stenographer. Good to go."

"Bring me the jar of Homo Juice!"

"She's like the Wedge in the movie of my life."