Elixir J.C. Washington

I don't know what this means, but it looks like it's supposed to be the opening line of a movie. I say that because it was saved on my computer with the file name movie.txt. I don't know what type of movie it would be. Perhaps some sort of cerebral thriller. I'm thinking maybe it would be about a guy who wakes up one day and suddenly it's as if all of his friends and girlfriend don't exist. Elixir then tries to piece together what is happening to him and what is his real life. Who knows what I was thinking at the time, I just pulled that off the top of my head.

My name is Elixir J.C. Washington. I go to college in the big city, but my bed resides in the not so big city.

I live here. All my friends live here. And my girlfriend Mary lives, here, because she loves rainbows.