Showing posts with label Glory. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Glory. Show all posts

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Wizard Cop

Frank Irons was a regular cop from Detroit, just like you or me. One day, while policing a bus of orphans and nuns, the unthinkable happened. The bus was hijacked and while Frank struggled to save them, the bus was driven off a cliff killing everyone.

Stricken with grief and regret, Frank took to the woods to find himself and the strength to never let this happen again. For two years he wandered, until coming across an old shack, deep within the belly of the forest. He entered and was greeted by an old man who said, "Frank, I have been waiting for you. It appears you are finally ready." Frank looked back stoically and simply said, "I know."

For two more years Frank trained in the woods with the old man. He may have entered the forest as a cop, he would be leaving as a Wizard Cop.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

It's Time For a Vacation!

Well, I am leaving for Greece in a few minutes. All I ask is that bang ban be as glorious as the last time someone went on vacation. If I come back and it isn't the #1 blog on the internet anymore then you will have to answer to Rocco (as seen below). And he just woke up from his nap. AND he is going to be pissed.

Young boy on large rock by the water flexing and scowling.
Figure 1: This is in fact not Rocco, but a picture of myself from the future after single-handedly conquering Greece. As you can see I have added some muscle mass after long battles with the locals. To them I am known as the Tyrant with a Heart of Shadowy Gold Who Bears Presents and Makes It Rain Surreal Hellfire. At least, I believe that is the translation. Oh and I got those trunks for $4 at a flea market. How cool is that?